Wednesday, August 17, 2011

I hope someone finds this as entertaining as we do...

Sometimes you just have a friend that gets you, a friend that has a similar twisted mind as you. I have a few friends like that, but one very special one that I had an interesting email exchange with not too long ago. Even after I tried to go back and re read our conversation that led into our exchange, I couldn’t tell you how we even started it. I’m just going to chalk it up to someone as equally as insane as I am!

AnnaI think you just got bumped to the bottom of my BFFF list. . . .

Me: Whatev! But just know that skinny girl margaritas are for BFFF’s only!

Anna: Jamie I am super rich and buy my own Skinny Girl drinks! BAM!

Me: I own Google. Super BAM!

Anna: I invented Google before you bought it, so you actually paid me when you bought it. . .  INFINITY BAM!

Me: I just struck a bazillion gallons of oil!  KA POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna: Too bad I own the mineral rights to your land. . . .BIFF! BOFF! BONK! CLANK! CLUNK! POWIE! SOCK! WHAPP! ZLOPP!

Me: I burned your mineral rights papers before they could be filed, so you have no proof
Sonic Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna: I had a secret copy that I had filed without your knowledge
ATOMIC BOMB in your FACE!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I just destroyed the county office where the records are kept

HYDROGEN BOMB IN YO MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna: I bought them a secret bomb proof safe (to keep the other copy at a top secret location) with the money you paid me when you bought my Google rights. .. . .

Antimatter explosion in your brain. . . .
p.s. the noise attracts a ravaging colony of super zombie alien vampires (they eat your brains, suck your blood, AND probe you for tests)

Me: I just sent the guys from Oceans 11 to go break into you bomb proof safe, and they got in and they’re burning them as we speak.

Black Hole Super Nova Blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad your vampires sparkle, your aliens contract STD’s and die of earthly disease, and your zombies are the slow walking dead kind! Creature Fail!

Anna: I just can’t top that. . . .UNLESS: It was all in your head b/c this is all actually an Inception. . . .we aren’t rich at all, we work at Blue Ridge and I need to be your friend b/c Skinny girl margaritas are always out of stock in this desert wasteland.

Me: That sounds familiar… Are we dreaming? The only way to know is to die…

Anna: The good news is that if we are dreaming, Zombies, Aliens, Vampires, and STD’s can’t hurt us!!!

Maybe we’re the only ones who think this is hilarious, but I’m putting it out there in the case that someone else will find us equally as funny. Our husbands are not allowed to comment on this subject.  


  1. lolololololol It WAS all a dream...but it's too late, because while you two were blasting each other, my pet sasquatch made off with your whole skinny girl stash. BOO YAH!

  2. Sorry, I just got caught up in the excitement.

  3. This is exactly what I needed to read today!! I laughed so hard the girls next to my office came in and I read this blog through my bouts of laughter and holding my stomach!! I even read it with special effects!! hahahahahaha - This was AWESOME!!

  4. Oh. My. God. I needed that laugh!!! That is the greatest thing I've ever read!!!

  5. This sounds like my friend and I. Seriously, is one of you really Pat? This is my first time on your blog but you can be sure I'll be bahhhhk! Okay, that was lame; sorry :(